Something wicked this way comes.

I’ve watched this video so many times. I love it so much. It’s also an extremely accurate representation of me when I’m at the salon and the shampoo girl gets in there reaaaaal deep like.

I’ve watched this video so many times. I love it so much. It’s also an extremely accurate representation of me when I’m at the salon and the shampoo girl gets in there reaaaaal deep like.

Hello, let’s play 🐶 #dachshund #doxie #wienerdog #hotdog #weenie #dachshundsofinstagrams

Hello, let’s play 🐶 #dachshund #doxie #wienerdog #hotdog #weenie #dachshundsofinstagrams

druggiespice asked: Do you have a favorite Britney album?

meanplastic:

Blackout

Accurate.

Pizza&Beer&Movies ❤️ Saturday Nights

Pizza&Beer&Movies ❤️ Saturday Nights

poldberg:

While there is a lot of appropriate rage about Ferguson right now, the killing of John Crawford, III is getting less attention than it deserves. I put Shaun King’s tweets and history lesson on the matter in chronological order for easier consumption.

Links:

Autopsy and video show John Crawford shot from behind in Wal-Mart

Witness in murder of John Crawford changes story

You really should be following Shaun King on Twitter.

(via jessehimself)

And everything went from wrong to right 🍴 And the stars came out to fill up the sky ✨ The music you were playing really blew my mind 😛It was love at first sight 😍 #chipotle

And everything went from wrong to right 🍴 And the stars came out to fill up the sky ✨ The music you were playing really blew my mind 😛It was love at first sight 😍 #chipotle

Bar wisdom.

Bar wisdom.

At LEAST once a month.

(via hotboysofficial)

Ellie Goulding & Starsmith

—Sleepyhead

<3

(Source: phonografia)

If only everyone could be more like Siri.

If only everyone could be more like Siri.

Celebrating the &#8220;end&#8221; of summer (lololol) with my favorite $5.99 wine.

Celebrating the “end” of summer (lololol) with my favorite $5.99 wine.

22 Types Of Hangovers Illustrated By Crap Taxidermy →

I specialize in numbers 3 & 8.

Took a quickie trip up to Orlando to see my loves and for the closing of one of our favorite bars. Unfortunately, we didn’t reunite with our “dad” we met there in 2006 but we DID run into Elvis the old door guy so… close enough.

Favorites 💕 #nonewfriends (at Bar-BQ-Bar Inc. | Sky Sixty | Eye Spy)

Favorites 💕 #nonewfriends (at Bar-BQ-Bar Inc. | Sky Sixty | Eye Spy)