Something wicked this way comes.

Um, why didn’t anyone tell me wiener dog cats existed?! I thought I had friends.

As a dog person/lover it pains me to say this but, Pusheen is my spirit animal.

As a dog person/lover it pains me to say this but, Pusheen is my spirit animal.

Could it be?! Did I find Chinese Take-Out that I love less than a quarter of a mile away from my job? πŸ™

Could it be?! Did I find Chinese Take-Out that I love less than a quarter of a mile away from my job? πŸ™

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

He’s a chiropractor and I’m Facebook friends with him for work. 6 years later and I still laugh every time I see his name in my feed.

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

He’s a chiropractor and I’m Facebook friends with him for work. 6 years later and I still laugh every time I see his name in my feed.

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Took the day off to study, took a study break with my road dog.

Took the day off to study, took a study break with my road dog.

Charli XCX

—Break the Rules

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Got in a 2 hour nap today so I’ve accomplished all of my goals.

Got in a 2 hour nap today so I’ve accomplished all of my goals.

  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE

Tried to slip my arm away from little Ms. Lindy so I could get ready for work. She just spread out more and somehow dug in deeper. She’s not bossy, she’s the boss.

Sunday Funday

Sunday Funday

If anyone would like to send me some wine or a life coach… Or both. Whichever.

If anyone would like to send me some wine or a life coach… Or both. Whichever.

Me IRL.

Me IRL.

In honor of National Dog Day, I’d like to present my wiener to you.

In honor of National Dog Day, I’d like to present my wiener to you.

Pretty girl.

Pretty girl.

A little late evening LTB πŸ‘―

A little late evening LTB πŸ‘―