Something wicked this way comes.

Ellie Goulding & Starsmith

—Sleepyhead

<3

(Source: phonografia)

If only everyone could be more like Siri.

If only everyone could be more like Siri.

Celebrating the &#8220;end&#8221; of summer (lololol) with my favorite $5.99 wine.

Celebrating the “end” of summer (lololol) with my favorite $5.99 wine.

22 Types Of Hangovers Illustrated By Crap Taxidermy →

I specialize in numbers 3 & 8.

Took a quickie trip up to Orlando to see my loves and for the closing of one of our favorite bars. Unfortunately, we didn’t reunite with our “dad” we met there in 2006 but we DID run into Elvis the old door guy so… close enough.

Favorites šŸ’• #nonewfriends (at Bar-BQ-Bar Inc. | Sky Sixty | Eye Spy)

Favorites šŸ’• #nonewfriends (at Bar-BQ-Bar Inc. | Sky Sixty | Eye Spy)

Work is going well šŸ©šŸ“ŗ #everysimpsonsever

Work is going well šŸ©šŸ“ŗ #everysimpsonsever

Fiona Apple

—A Mistake

And if you wanna make sense
What you looking at me for?
Iā€™m no good at math

(Source: fionahaswings)

Cary Joji Fukunaga Is Your New Dream Boyfriend →

I like how everyone is freaking out over Cary Fukunaga. If they would’ve just read all of my only slightly obsessive True Detective tweets and texts they would’ve seen him on the HBOGO show extras MONTHS ago.

So you wanna plaaaaay with maaaaagicc šŸ”®

So you wanna plaaaaay with maaaaagicc šŸ”®

First meeting of the Literal Babes book club.

First meeting of the Literal Babes book club.

Paradise.

Paradise.

Relevant tweet is relevant.

Relevant tweet is relevant.

How much Simpsons can one girl Simpsons?

How much Simpsons can one girl Simpsons?

Um, why didn’t anyone tell me wiener dog cats existed?! I thought I had friends.